Wanting to try Molly or any other drug just because you heard about it in a rap song is lame as hell.

But that’s just me.

I told my home girl that if she bought me a Nexus 4, my lips would be, figuratively, permanently attached to her ass.

She was somewhat upset at the fact that she searched on every site and couldn’t find it anywhere (which I knew beforehand).

I guess she really must’ve wanted my lips on her ass.  Badly.

Sometimes I don’t want to believe that the 90s were so long ago.  My memories are still vivid from things that felt it was from yesterday…

It’s okay.  If you know how to work the waist and really move it around, that more than compensates.  Its not how much that’s there, its how you use it.  I’ve seen dancers with no asses, but because they really know how to move it around, it fucks heads up and gets dudes sprung.

Its kinda like that thing girls say to guys with small dicks.  Same concept.

Not like it was ever easy.  Everybody is looking for some kind of a comeup and they’ll do it at your expense if they have to.

And you can’t even say “I wish it was like the old days” because it was like this back then too.

Trying to stay good despite all the influences and peer pressure we had to deal with growing up.

I love this shit from start to finish.

You should own a fat cat that has a sad face.  When a chick sees your depressed cat, she’ll feel sad… and then you cheer her up.  And then magic happens.

Fat depressed cats can get  you laid.

I hate snippets for songs when they know the full song will come out a few days later.  Then they’ll call it a “leak.”

I hate trailers for music videos when they know it won’t be anything we haven’t seen before anyway.

They’re feeding the hypebeasts and trying to get buzz on the blogs, but its a played out concept.

I watched an interview with Prodigy (from Mobb Deep) saying he doesn’t wear Jordans or Foamposites because everybody and their mom wears them these days.  

So then I look on the video’s comments and I see people asking, “well if he doesn’t wear those then what does he wear?”

See… and those are called hypebeasts.  Inexplicably blind to the various other shoe brands available besides Nike/Jordan, to the point where they need to ask what brand(s) he wears.

I turned on my phone, went to the Google Play store and saw the “American Classics” section with albums on sale for $4.99.

Nas’ Illmatic, Run-D.M.C. Greatest Hits, Bruce Springsteen, Alice In Chains, Elvis Presley, 2pac, Barry White, Stevie Wonder….. and then I see “Tha Carter III” from Lil Wayne and “Pink Friday” from Nicki Minaj.

Word?

I used to want to smash Rihanna.  Now its like… “k, she’s cool.  What else?”

Rita Ora is almost there.

This Lil Jojo thing had me reminiscing about where I grew up.  It was Zoe Pound, Latin Kings, B’s and C’s, and all these other gangs here in the 90s.  I remember a kid getting shot on the PE basketball court DURING school and a helicopter landing on the field to get him to the hospital.  This was before they started putting us through metal detectors.  

I remember the homie Jimique getting killed in a driveby and seeing his face in the school paper the next day.  This other dude I used to see everyday in one of my classes, shot and killed while working in a grocery store.

So many other stories in my head.  How the hell some of us got through it is a mystery.

But it got better.  Thankfully.