“Oh hai, look at me I’m so cool.  I’m going to reblog a picture of a naked girl and talk about how dope the lamp in the background is.  Damn, there’s a naked girl there?  Oh I didn’t see her, she’s not cool enough to be noticed by someone as cool as myself.”

— Large percentage of Tumblr.

Tumblr must be…

One of the only sites where I can read an Asian dude with “nigger” in his name rant on July 4th about how America is ran by corrupt Jews.

Two annoying types on Tumblr.

  1. Random chick/guy that reblogs something you post, and then goes into unnecessary rant mode.  Probably for the sake of being a puppet on a string for their followers.
  2. Random chick/guy that reblogs something you post, types a weird unrelated one-liner that makes absolutely no sense at all.

Don’t be that chick/guy.

The future is not bright for 'Missing e'

missing-e:

Whether or not I have grounds to justly disagree with them on this, the fact remains that under the Tumblr Terms of Service, they are well within their rights to delete my Tumblr blogs as a punitive action should I continue to distribute the extension. They have informed me that this is the course of action they will take should I not acquiesce to their demands.

I attempted to discuss options through which we could work together on making Missing e something they would accept, but after initial positive statements, they seemed fairly averse to the idea. Their intent is for me to stop distribution of Missing e in any form.

They’re just mad that dude created something that has features Tumblr should have had 1-2 years ago, so now they want to shut him down for styling on them.  Typical.  This is how greedy sellout corporations are born.

(via missing-e)

My Tumblr pledge.

I vow not to take this site seriously.  I will not post recycled images from weheartit and ffffound! that I saw in 2005-2008.  I will not defend rappers/artists from ‘haters’ like a groupie stan because there are already too many of those.  I will not abuse “lol, lls, lmfao” when nothing is funny.  I will not jack somebody’s photography, desaturate the colors, then post it credit-less like I made it.  I will not take a quote, find a nice font for it, then pop it on a white background and call it typography (and put my Tumblr address on it for emphasis that I made it).  I will not make a weird 8-frame gif of a celebrity as a sign of worship and hope thousands of other worshipers reblog it (and put my Tumblr address on it for emphasis that I made it).  I will not talk about how awesome my sex skills are without proof.  I will not beg for followers and offer oral sex for such.  I will not beg for questions in my ask box and then get mad when people start asking dumb shit.  If I hate something, I’m not going to reblog it and have it on my fucking blog just for the sake of telling people how much I hate it.  I’m not going to sweat every attractive female on here I see and hope she follows me so that I can pee on myself blissfully as if I’m one step closer to getting that ass.  I will not pretend I care about certain things just because everybody else does.  I will not reblog war with motherfuckers that live across the country.

I pledge all these things.

Damn…

I remember when Tumblr didn’t have any message spam and was super fast.  

Guess those days are a far distant memory.

My attention span on here sucks, so…

It’d be nice if Tumblr came up with a way to let you make sure certain posts (certain types, or from certain people) are a priority over others.  Maybe a section on the side that showed prioritized blogs.  I have a 22 inch monitor and it kinda sucks how much unused space this site has.

I’d definitely like to see pics of ass sometimes opposed to a 5 paragraph essay over why a chick chooses not to pop X pills, but that’s just me.  Maybe your priority is the opposite, and that’s totally dope.  Just saying, priority should be a feature.

An idea for free.

Thanks Tumblr…

You made tracked tags on the right so big now, its made me realize I follow a lot of bullshit… such as tacos (that can stay), nipple piercings (that can stay), ass (that can go because too many people post guy’s asses), sneakers (this can go, not interested in seeing fake fucking SpongeBob custom Jordans), rough sex (Oh yeah, of course you can stay baby.  Grrr), and… why am I following the humor tag?  Half the shit on here isn’t even funny.  So that can go too.

I guess its time to follow new tags.

Tumblr age bracket…

I don’t know why people still think a person is “too old” for Tumblr.  I don’t think they realize what Tumblr is.  Tumblr has 20 million blogs on it.  Rappers like Kid Cudi and Wiz Khalifa have Tumblrs.  Corporations have been making Tumblr blogs to advertise products (video games, food, electronics).  There are websites out there, like Nice Kicks for example, that have a Tumblr and the content from their main site is posted on their blog on here.  There are photographers, models, porn stars, actors, and musicians on here.

I know a lot of people come on here just to fuck around and reblog friends, but this site is way more than that.  It ain’t just some shit for teenagers to gossip on… at least, not anymore.

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