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"Oh hai, look at me I’m so cool. I’m going to reblog a picture of a naked girl and talk about how dope the lamp in the background is. Damn, there’s a naked girl there? Oh I didn’t see her, she’s not cool enough to be noticed by someone as cool as myself."
— Large percentage of Tumblr.
One of the only sites where I can read an Asian dude with “nigger” in his name rant on July 4th about how America is ran by corrupt Jews.
“I buy dslr’s and take pictures in front of mirrors and then take a picture of that picture with instagram then I post it on my tumblr.”
Random guy giving insight to how the internet is right now
- Random chick/guy that reblogs something you post, and then goes into unnecessary rant mode. Probably for the sake of being a puppet on a string for their followers.
- Random chick/guy that reblogs something you post, types a weird unrelated one-liner that makes absolutely no sense at all.
Don’t be that chick/guy.
“I’m really scared for my generation, you know. The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone else and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shit doesn’t matter. No one gives a fuck about that shit. Instead of kids going out and making their own moments, they’re just taking these images and living vicariously through other people’s moments. It just kills me. Then you’ll meet them and they’re just the biggest turkey in the world. They don’t actually embody any of those things. They just emulate. It’s scary man, simulation life that we’re living. It scares me.”
Exactly. That’s why this site is not as fun.
I vow not to take this site seriously. I will not post recycled images from weheartit and ffffound! that I saw in 2005-2008. I will not defend rappers/artists from ‘haters’ like a groupie stan because there are already too many of those. I will not abuse “lol, lls, lmfao” when nothing is funny. I will not jack somebody’s photography, desaturate the colors, then post it credit-less like I made it. I will not take a quote, find a nice font for it, then pop it on a white background and call it typography (and put my Tumblr address on it for emphasis that I made it). I will not make a weird 8-frame gif of a celebrity as a sign of worship and hope thousands of other worshipers reblog it (and put my Tumblr address on it for emphasis that I made it). I will not talk about how awesome my sex skills are without proof. I will not beg for followers and offer oral sex for such. I will not beg for questions in my ask box and then get mad when people start asking dumb shit. If I hate something, I’m not going to reblog it and have it on my fucking blog just for the sake of telling people how much I hate it. I’m not going to sweat every attractive female on here I see and hope she follows me so that I can pee on myself blissfully as if I’m one step closer to getting that ass. I will not pretend I care about certain things just because everybody else does. I will not reblog war with motherfuckers that live across the country.
I pledge all these things.
I remember when Tumblr didn’t have any message spam and was super fast.
Guess those days are a far distant memory.
It’d be nice if Tumblr came up with a way to let you make sure certain posts (certain types, or from certain people) are a priority over others. Maybe a section on the side that showed prioritized blogs. I have a 22 inch monitor and it kinda sucks how much unused space this site has.
I’d definitely like to see pics of ass sometimes opposed to a 5 paragraph essay over why a chick chooses not to pop X pills, but that’s just me. Maybe your priority is the opposite, and that’s totally dope. Just saying, priority should be a feature.
An idea for free.
You made tracked tags on the right so big now, its made me realize I follow a lot of bullshit… such as tacos (that can stay), nipple piercings (that can stay), ass (that can go because too many people post guy’s asses), sneakers (this can go, not interested in seeing fake fucking SpongeBob custom Jordans), rough sex (Oh yeah, of course you can stay baby. Grrr), and… why am I following the humor tag? Half the shit on here isn’t even funny. So that can go too.
I guess its time to follow new tags.
I don’t know why people still think a person is “too old” for Tumblr. I don’t think they realize what Tumblr is. Tumblr has 20 million blogs on it. Rappers like Kid Cudi and Wiz Khalifa have Tumblrs. Corporations have been making Tumblr blogs to advertise products (video games, food, electronics). There are websites out there, like Nice Kicks for example, that have a Tumblr and the content from their main site is posted on their blog on here. There are photographers, models, porn stars, actors, and musicians on here.
I know a lot of people come on here just to fuck around and reblog friends, but this site is way more than that. It ain’t just some shit for teenagers to gossip on… at least, not anymore.
Tumblr in a nutshell.