So uh…

Glancing through my dash, I see that pic of Drake kissing Rihanna about 20 times.

That is so awesome.  We’ve never ever seen a celebrity male kiss a celebrity female before, after all.  We should all bask in the glory of this first-time event by posting the picture as much as possible.  Yes.  And not to mention, it is very necessary to post the same picture in various ways:  tweak with the contrast, desaturate it, add irrelevant text on it.  Anything to make sure this inspirational first-time occurrence is burned in our minds forever.

Yes.

The pledge.

I understand people fall in and out of lust with celebs daily.  I just want it to be known that I will never stop lusting over Rihanna.

Why?  Because I’ve seen her naked and I wasn’t disappointed.  I was actually surprised.

I stopped going to MTO and other sites as much, because I don’t want to read dumb shit like how she might have an STD from dating a new guy every week.  This upsets me.

Also, leave her forehead alone man.  Somebody told me her forehead is the mini-me of Tyra’s forehead.  That’s foul… her forehead never did anything to you.

There’s also a reason she’s not in my Bathwater Gang.  She’s in a very very prestigious and rare class: The “I’ll drink your bathwater and then eat the tub” gang.  Not many chicks get there.

All I’m saying is, leave Rih alone.  No I’m not about to be on some Chris Crocker shit.  I’m just sayin’…