I’ve been having this on-and-off discussion about The Illuminati.  

It all started with this blog post about Jay-Z (no shock).  Thanks to the power of the internet, I can keep track of replies on the blog and leave my own replies.  I probably would have stopped a long time ago, but I’m using it to dig deeper into the whole phenomenon of people thinking celebrities that got rich had to sell their souls, drink goat blood, name their children cryptic names, get triangle tattoos and build homes in the shape of Pyramids, and bow their heads in prayer to the devil every night.  I mean, this is just what I’ve gathered from the opinion of others.  So this basically has been a method I use to help me understand what people think the Illuminati is and what they do.

I’ve learned a lot.

A random theorist, a negro from Houston, formulated that 2012 was not intended to be the end of all things in a literal sense.  Instead, it was intended to be the birth of Hov’s seed, the devil spawn who eventually WILL lead to the end of all things upon her maturation.

I love my black people.