"Oh hai, look at me I’m so cool. I’m going to reblog a picture of a naked girl and talk about how dope the lamp in the background is. Damn, there’s a naked girl there? Oh I didn’t see her, she’s not cool enough to be noticed by someone as cool as myself."
Last week I stumbled upon a video of a guy jacking off next to a pair of Cool Grey Air Jordan 11s. Dude proceeded to splash over said sneakers.
I’m guessing they belonged to someone he liked, or someone he hated, or perhaps he just really liked Air Jordans. Either way, I’ve been mentally scarred forever. Another in a long history of things that can’t be unseen.