July 2011
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WatchThis.
June 2011
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Anonymous asked: the girl planking above the mailbox is that you? her ASS is so fuckable i want to lick it, eat it and FUCK IT FOR DAYS
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I watched my parents make their wills.
Apparently, you can do that shit online these days as well. But it was extra awkward since I was there trying to help them get through it (because they suck at the internet), meanwhile I’m reading about all this stuff I’d get once they pass away; money, both cars, the house. Now it just feels weird. None of that shit would ever replace what they mean to me.
Sigh.
certifiedholic replied to your photo: Sidenote: it got played out really quickly.
Blame Joe Budden.
I’m mad dude was on Twitter yesterday, crying to her about her new man.
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I got a question...
How come when I type in “strippers’ in Google, all the videos are of chicks having sex with male strippers? What is that? Is this another “chicks get away with everything” situation? Cause dudes can’t really do that in places (or even touch them in certain clubs) but here’s a whole bunch of chicks taking turns on a dick and passing it around like a blunt.
The...
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So like...
When I see a picture on here of an old homeless white man holding a sign that says how music sucks, and that he misses J. Dilla… am I supposed to not think random “creative” backpack negros found him on the street and paid him to do that shit? Or am I really supposed to believe this man would truly make a sign about how much he misses Dilla opposed to a sign begging for food or...
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I regret...
Not sneaking into the girl’s P.E. shower back in the day in school. That was a once in a lifetime opportunity, because back then if you were a really fast runner, you could get away with it. You were a perverted kid, so they’d just slap you on the wrist and a call it a day if you got caught.
Me and my homies did get to see a chick living near the school tanning naked in her...
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Streampad Blocker for Tumblr (for Greasemonkey) →
Yaaaaay.
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I'm always bored.
It used to be real bad when I was a teen, then it got more tolerable. Now I’m just desperate for some relief.
Now I see why white people like doing all that crazy shit. Before the Summer is done, I think I’m going to go skydiving, and I want to swim with sharks, and do some other shit. I’m about to let Johnny Knoxville lead me to the promised land… the land where there...
idealisticlove replied to your video: No shock, Fox had to chop it up so bad for…
People will grasp what hes sayin in wrong context he should record his own video& put it out. Media will manipulate what they want. And if you noticed, he’s expressing his own opinion and the guy says he’s wrong and then don’t let him speak either.
That’s what Fox does. They never let people...
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This is how my day starts.
Pour cereal into bowl, pour milk onto cereal, eat spoonful of cereal, look down and notice a few insects swimming on top of cereal, spit out cereal, clean up cereal on floor that I spat out, dump entire bowl in garbage, praying I didn’t swallow one.
Fucking bugs probably had an orgy in my Honey Bunches Of Oats. I’m not with that shit.
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One thing I've learned...
Dudes have better chances with certain chicks than they realize. I’ve said “Damn, how’d he scoop her?” enough times to realize that.
And people in general…. no matter what kind of flaws they have, there are people that really like them because of the flaws.
So yeah, its true. Anybody can get laid. I came to this realization after watching a black midget bang...
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msvandal replied to your post: Reiterating what I said on Twitter.
I’ve heard often that it’s the ones doing all the bragging who end up being dead fucks.
Them too. Some of them always hyping themselves up and can’t deliver when it counts. Fuck ‘em.
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Reiterating what I said on Twitter.
Most girls obsessed with being classy and being a lady are usually not very good at sex. That’s the male assumption… that she gets hype and horny over a new LV bag but when it comes to bed, she’s boring and unenthusiastic. And usually, that’s the case.
So when they’re like, “I can’t believe he chose that slut over me, he has no taste”… the...
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My attention span on here sucks, so...
It’d be nice if Tumblr came up with a way to let you make sure certain posts (certain types, or from certain people) are a priority over others. Maybe a section on the side that showed prioritized blogs. I have a 22 inch monitor and it kinda sucks how much unused space this site has.
I’d definitely like to see pics of ass sometimes opposed to a 5 paragraph essay over why a chick...
theblueprint replied to your photo: My face has stayed this way ever since the Heat…
sincerely hope that happens for you. the year following the end of lebron’s career.
KYRIE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE LEBRON COULD.
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This morning I saw something evil.
This bird pulled a fish out of the canal out back. He walked around with him in his beak, waiting for him to suffocate. The fish obviously had a lot of heart, so he kept fighting until the bird dropped him on the grass. Then the bird stabbed him a couple times with his beak, then picked him back up. The fish was still wiggling, but the bird was tired of his shit, so he swallowed him anyway...
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I’m tired of dudes saying a chick isn’t hot anymore once she reaches a certain age.
This muhfucka said Adriana Lima is not hot anymore simply because she’s 30 years old and has a kid, meanwhile she’s still killing it. When did 30-35 become “super old” to people? Kinda ridiculous.
MILFs all day.
suburbaninvaders replied to your link: Jamaican Slang Glossary
You know i hate you right?
*Big smile*
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Jamaican Slang Glossary →
My favorite ones:
Fuckery (fuk-ree)- A maljustice, something wrong and unfair; this is not considered a bad word. A fuckery dat. (That was a messed up thing).
Bling- Flashy and expensive; necklace or chain. Look pon mi bling. (Look at my chain).
Bloodclot- Strong curse word.
Cock it up- Aggressive sex.
Bumboclot- King of curse words.
Bupps- Financially providing for a woman. She bupps im...
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Some dudes are really annoying...
The way they kiss their girl’s ass all day and all night. “Man, she is so amazing, you wouldn’t believe. She’s the greatest girl of all time, I swear. I am so blessed and lucky to have her”… blah blah.
Its great that you feel that way. I’m happy she knows you feel that way about her too. Do you really need to express that shit every single day though?...
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Which is worst...
Grown ass men arguing over which rapper is better than the other?
Or grown ass women arguing over who is/isn’t better than Beyonce?
Trick questions… both are fucking horrible if the artists aren’t paying you to debate.
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This thing I've been doing...
I’m going through a bunch of movies from the early 90s that I saw as a kid. Back then I skimmed through them and didn’t know wtf was going on, but its fun to watch them again now as an adult (in HD, no less).
The verdict is… I can’t believe I was entertained by some of this shit. Also, I’m more thankful that special effects have gotten so much better (even though...
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idealisticlove replied to your link: My Piccsy Page
Man I just settled on to this, but that does look appealing! Is it similar to Tumblr or is it nicer, easier to navigate & whatnot?
Its nothing like Tumblr, you can post different things on Tumblr but Piccsy is just pics and not as social. Plus you need an invite to get onto it (last I checked).
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My Piccsy Page →
It showcases what I like better than my Tumblr does.
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Watchmaterialkillers:
Video: Soapbox Melodics “What I Would Do” - Shouts to [Shoot]ers x Bosse Media.
