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I’m so used to all these mails and emails being fake, that I don’t even know what the real thing would even look like.

Let me find out I won a million dollars and I deleted it because I thought it was fake.  A lot of trees and a lot of stop signs getting attacked, for real.  I’m not attacking nobody and going to jail.  Might punch ‘em and run, though.

Saw this dude arguing with another dude on a blog, and instead of enemies he said enimeys.  These were dudes discussing politics and trying to flex intellect about wars.  So after he played himself, of course dude busts out the old “I’m college educated but this isn’t an English class, so I don’t give a fuck” shit that people do whenever they butcher up words.

The internet, man.  The internet.

Its weird when I go on blogs and people have a script on it that disables right clicking.  And then some obnoxious message pops up like, “Nah u ain’t stealin muh shit son, looolz nah” or something like that.  More than half the time, their blog doesn’t even have anything worth saving.  Its stuff that’s all over Tumblr.

For people that have Firefox, they can easily go to the Tools menu, then Page Info, then Media.  From there a list shows every image on the current webpage, and you can either save the image(s) or copy the link(s) to them.  There are many other methods, I’m just saying this one because of how easy it is.

So if people really think they’re stopping people from “stealing their shit lol nah”… then no, you’re not.  Sorry.

Love that fucking earthquake bass in the trunk while riding around.  I don’t even care… I probably always will.

I dunno, man.  Its kinda overrated at this point.

I used to stay out overnight with friends and we’d go home in the morning, chilling and throwing up on the beach or something cause we drank too much.  The streets are like a ghetto fashion show, out of town dudes and hoodrats everywhere trying to take each other to whatever hotel they’re staying at.  Its open season for locals, cause dudes looking to rob.  And people really do look like they pass out and sleep on the streets in South Miami sometimes.  Then they wash up, change clothes and do it again for 1 or 2 more nights.  Crazy.

But really, do it once or twice and it gets old… like  a lot of things in this city.

Still worth trying if you’re a newbie, though.

Quit knocking bruh.

You still swimming in saltwater?

Growing up, I swear all chicks wanted dudes that had a fitted body, all toned everywhere with a lil’ muscle.

But yet a few times recently, I’ve seen chicks say that they hate dudes like that.  I’ve also seen this “fat guy” movement that’s been poppin’, where chicks prefer fat guys.

Just adds to the confusion that is the female gender.

I remember that day in 2006, the Miami Heat championship parade.  My school (Miami Dade College) is right across American Airlines Arena.  I was stuck in a class and patiently waiting for that shit to end so that I could go out and celebrate.  I wore all white, just like we did back then at the games and this year again.

It was a baking day.  I saw a lady faint from the heat and had to be helped up by some people.  I went home with a new tan and my shirt was half-drowned in sweat.  But I saw all the players, and I saw D-Wade holding his Finals MVP trophy.  That was a dope day overall.  Me and my homies hit up SoBe later that night and the strip was packed with people.

Hopefully, we can do it again.