I’m so used to all these mails and emails being fake, that I don’t even know what the real thing would even look like.
Let me find out I won a million dollars and I deleted it because I thought it was fake. A lot of trees and a lot of stop signs getting attacked, for real. I’m not attacking nobody and going to jail. Might punch ‘em and run, though.
Saw this dude arguing with another dude on a blog, and instead of enemies he said enimeys. These were dudes discussing politics and trying to flex intellect about wars. So after he played himself, of course dude busts out the old “I’m college educated but this isn’t an English class, so I don’t give a fuck” shit that people do whenever they butcher up words.
Its weird when I go on blogs and people have a script on it that disables right clicking. And then some obnoxious message pops up like, “Nah u ain’t stealin muh shit son, looolz nah” or something like that. More than half the time, their blog doesn’t even have anything worth saving. Its stuff that’s all over Tumblr.
For people that have Firefox, they can easily go to the Tools menu, then Page Info, then Media. From there a list shows every image on the current webpage, and you can either save the image(s) or copy the link(s) to them. There are many other methods, I’m just saying this one because of how easy it is.
So if people really think they’re stopping people from “stealing their shit lol nah”… then no, you’re not. Sorry.
I used to stay out overnight with friends and we’d go home in the morning, chilling and throwing up on the beach or something cause we drank too much. The streets are like a ghetto fashion show, out of town dudes and hoodrats everywhere trying to take each other to whatever hotel they’re staying at. Its open season for locals, cause dudes looking to rob. And people really do look like they pass out and sleep on the streets in South Miami sometimes. Then they wash up, change clothes and do it again for 1 or 2 more nights. Crazy.
But really, do it once or twice and it gets old… like a lot of things in this city.
I remember that day in 2006, the Miami Heat championship parade. My school (Miami Dade College) is right across American Airlines Arena. I was stuck in a class and patiently waiting for that shit to end so that I could go out and celebrate. I wore all white, just like we did back then at the games and this year again.
It was a baking day. I saw a lady faint from the heat and had to be helped up by some people. I went home with a new tan and my shirt was half-drowned in sweat. But I saw all the players, and I saw D-Wade holding his Finals MVP trophy. That was a dope day overall. Me and my homies hit up SoBe later that night and the strip was packed with people.
I’m not really big on horoscopes and all that. So when people ask me for my birthday, and then they tell me all these things about what “people like me” are about and what we’re destined for, it goes in one ear and out the other.
If a girl said she’s digging me, and I find out its mainly because of my sign or whatever… I’m liable to roll my eyes and bail on her.
Raphael from the Ninja Turtles showed up, and he was mad at me for some reason. And his voice sounded like Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks. And he said he was gonna stick a sai up my ass because I disrespected him. And he chased me through a forest. And then he tied me up and had sex with my ex-girlfriend in front of me.
Yooo… whatever the fuck I drank last night, I’m not drinking that no more. I’m done.
A few days ago, I got kinda upset about people talking about how America is quickly becoming a Third World country because of the economic climate. This is one of those rare times I just feel people are so stupid that its hard to just ignore.
When they use the term, they’re not using in a literal sense that factors in the historical significance and geological aspects (Cold War and all that), so I’m cool with that. What they’re doing is, comparing the US to a developing country and saying, our economy is so fucked up that that is where we are heading.
America is an economically developed country that is struggling. It is not suddenly going to lose the foundations it has and will need to develop everything from scratch all over again. So to compare it to one of those countries is ridic to me.
I understand its a long recovery process and all, but people are overreacting. That’s why I don’t even fuck with politics that much. Its always huge overreacting to problems that can eventually be fixed if people stopped fucking around and wasting the money on ‘other’ things.
The best ones are when you ‘feel’ like something is real. Like even if people are flying around and throwing cars, or an unattractive and grotesque creature is sleeping around with a ton of people that all seems to think they’re hot… there has to be that one semblance of human character that draws you in and seems relateable. The shit could be totally fake, but something about it draws you into it and you feel like you’re there.
Like Spider-Man. You see him going to college and falling in love. That’s real! You can relate to it, even if you can’t climb walls and the only time you feel like Spidey is when you were dancing in your Spider-Man underwear as a kid when no one else was home.
I think that’s what made movies like Avatar and The Dark Knight fun to watch, because there were elements that made you feel like it could happen to you. Even if it can’t, you felt it. It drew you into them.
But most of these new movies are horrible. As long as they have guns, boobs, and they say curse words every couple of nanoseconds, then people think its “0MG so h0rd cuh you gotsta see itzz!”
Book of Eli was a good movie what are you talking about?
Okay… a blind man shoots at shit with perfect aim, walks around like everything is all good, gets shot and gets back up (proceeds to walk around again), rows a boat in the right direction like everything is all good, is able to survive long enough to help create a new bible word for word from a Braille bible that he memorized entirely by heart, and the only explanation for him being able to do all this is the power of God and faith… and that’s a good movie? Right?
No wonder Hollywood likes making this stuff. Some of ya’ll think anything with Denzel and/or guns is awesome.
People want the world to end. All these silly and naive concepts that’s supposedly going to happen but never do. The fact that people really do let their faith buy into them so much is ridiculous.
Lets say the world really was going to end, either from Jesus coming back and shooting lasers from his eyes at everybody, or aliens stomping on people with their machines. Nobody is going to live to say, “I told you so”… so there’s really no point looking for bragging rights… right?
Came to the realization that (I think) I like my homie’s wife. I never really actually thought about it before until now. I know we catch each other looking at each other all the time, and the last time I saw her she made me kiss her on the cheek. She never did that before.
Recently discovered my mother’s dad had Latin roots. I never knew him growing up (she didn’t either, he walked out on her when she was young), so when he died this was one of the things that was revealed to me from family members.
All these years getting mistaken for one, and I have that shit in me after all. Eh.