May 2011
idealisticlove replied to your post: They learned the hard way. Which ones are you looking forward to or do you recommend? I saw last night the advert for the new Transformers… Not really looking forward to any.  Transformers looks like its run its course, I never really liked the way the movies were directed.  The pace is super fast. I wanna see Green Lantern more than all of them though.
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April 2011
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So I said this to my cousin...
“You’re dead broke and you’re always having sex with some random broad… for free.  Why don’t you get paid to do it?” I was basically telling him he should become a male hooker.  And he’s laughing it off like, gtfo.  But I was dead ass serious.  He doesn’t have shit else to do except fuck and smoke weed, so why not?  Morals?  Fuck that, he’s...
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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They’re coming.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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They learned the hard way.
They killed off Han in Tokyo Drift, and now they gotta keep making prequels just so they have an excuse to have him in the newer Fast & Furious movies.  Wack. That’s what happens when writers get stupid. I’ll just wait until its on OnDemand, like the last one.  I’m seriously not looking forward to most of this Summer’s movies.  I think I’m just tired of sequels.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Female friends are like cheerleaders.
Some dudes have female friends that always nag us on, about how we can/can’t snatch up whatever girl.  You know, they’ll let you know if you could probably pull some chick or not.  Its like they’re rooting for you or something.  The crazy thing is, a lot of times they probably have their own little attraction to you… that’s why they do it.  Its a test.  If she tells...
Apr 25th
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Its pretty much the same old stuff...
I see some family members, we talk a little, all of us totally forget about what we said to each other 10 seconds after the convo, we’re all about to leave, they suggest we hang out one day soon, and of course that never happens. Though it was dope that 10 of us hanged out for once other than Thanksgiving or Christmas.  Maybe me and my cousin really will grab a few drinks and hit up the...
Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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I hate when...
Comedians suddenly decide they wanna make ‘serious’ movies.  It doesn’t look right.  I know they’re trying to create something different, but that’s not their element.  They should stick with what they’re good at it until they start sucking at it. That’s one of the things that messed up Jim Carrey and a few others.
Apr 22nd
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everythangiloveleaves asked: Since you are following me, if you haven't already seen my photography.
Here is the link to it:
www.flickr.com/photos/jaredfphotography
Thank you so much for taking the time to view it.
Apr 21st
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If I ever had kids....
I’m going to keep it thorough with them about sex and all that.  I’m not doing that bullshit story thing.  Not talking about storks, and birds and the bees.  Who does that?  They’ll relate that shit to animals and it’ll be weird. Just keep it real.  Mommy was a freak and she talked me into it.  Very simple and very understandable, and most importantly, no animals were...
Apr 21st
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fuckyeahsexychicks: They were playing truth or dare and this happened.  Not gonna spoil, but you better watch
Apr 21st
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Facebook isn't for everyone.
It pains me to see relatives in their 50s always posting up random camera pics with them in front of mirrors, and inviting me to play one of those games that everyone plays (except me). Please man, stop.  You’re ruining the childhood love I had for you.  Teenage girls might think its cute… maybe… but its not.  I’m facepalming too much. This is why I don’t go on FB...
Apr 20th
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She says...
“She wants to unplug all the clocks and the phones. and have a three day F marathon.  She says she wants to walk wrong for a week, because you guys F so hard.” Watching The Other Guys for the tenth time.  Words can’t express my love for this movie. Thank you Mark.  Thank you Will.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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One of my worst habits...
I compare myself to people around the same age as me and our situations.  It puts me in a comfort zone knowing that people like me aren’t farther ahead in progress, so I feel like “I still have time”… or some shit.  If homie I grew up with isn’t rich yet, then I feel like I’m not slipping and I’m doing good. This kind of mindframe makes me settle a lot of...
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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In my 20-something years of existence...
I’ve learned/thought about the following things: Don’t trust anybody.  Sometimes not even family. The best things will kill you. If somebody says it isn’t about the money, its always about the money. Seth Rogen makes the same movie (with the same people) over and over way too often. Every Chicken McNuggets sauce is a good choice.  All of them. If she says “its okay,...
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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The best way to get women to notice you...
Is by pretending to not notice them.  A lot of girls really hate that.  They’re used to getting attention everywhere they go, and if they see someone that looks interesting to them but he’s barely paying them any mind, it stirs them up. Then of course, some women take rejection 10x worst than guys, so that just goes along with that. So instead of rushing over there on some playa...
Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Him: This chick wants my dick really bad and I don't know why
Me: You poor thing.
Me: That would be a dope title for a song though. Yeah, you should make a song out of that.
Him: Are you making jokes? I probably got a potential obsessed female rapist on my hands right now.
Me: I mean is it that serious? A lot of guys like that.
Him: No, alot of guys don't like potentially getting their dicks cut off by crazy obsessed bitches
Me: LOLOLOL... you're paranoid as fuuuuck!
Him: Nah I'm tripping, but I saw "A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" the other day and it messed me up. Poor Martin. Poor poor Martin.
Apr 15th
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Annoying things #1328.
When people mention something, and somebody says… “people still do that?”  You tell somebody how there’s nothing to watch on TV and they say, “people still watch TV?”  Or you say how there’s no good music out, and they say “people still listen to music?” or some bogus shit like that. I mean, for real.  Stop it.
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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What I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wanted to be a screenwriter, somebody that writes scripts for movies and TV shows.  I used to write all the time and I was creative.  The creativity kinda came out more when I got into graphic design, but it always mostly there in the writing.  But that never happened. I have ideas for shows/movies that I know would be great with the right direction… stuff that no one has ever seen,...
Apr 14th
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“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude,...”
– Charles R. Swindoll (via nicoleee-xo)
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Apr 10th
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It hit me.
I always read about people dying in their late 40s/early 50s because of health complications or something like that.  And I just realized that, that’s the age my parents are.  My great aunt and my great grandma just died each in a three month span, and that shook my mom and prompted her to create her will.  My dad made his as well. Its funny how we wake up everyday and we intentionally...
Apr 10th
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