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How you gonna eat some fried chicken or something, lick your fingers, and then pick up and use your phone with that same hand?

At least warn me that you do that before you ask me to pass your phone to you, cause I don’t want that grease sitting on my hand all day.  I actually like having my hands clean.. thx.

As much as the next booty-loving male, but the way some of these dudes obsess over it is kinda funny to me.

Its almost like they wish they could be a toilet in a women’s restroom or something.  Always complaining about how such and such female doesn’t have any ass… talking about how they don’t date women without ass…

Its an ass, dawg.  Didn’t you see what Montana Fishburne’s looks like?  Not all of them are great.  You look crazy.

How great hummus and pita bread is.

So I bought some hummus… and I never tried it.  I forgot it was in my fridge, and then it got bad and had to be thrown away.

And now I keep forgetting to buy some more.

Hummus is like… that rapper that’s probably good, but you don’t fuck with him because his name sucks.

Yeah… that’s exactly what hummus is.

“Mr. Anderson, we’re coming back on Monday to do more work on your kitchen.”

Monday passes.  They didn’t come.

“Oh my bad, we coming on Tuesday.”

Tuesday came.  They didn’t come.

“We’re coming on Wednesday for sure, between 9:00-9:30am.”

I woke up early and did not make any money today, because you bumbaclot bitches lied to me yet again.

Stop telling people you’re gonna do shit when you know you’re not.  If it were up to me, I wouldn’t even pay them… but the problem is, shit is already half done.  I don’t have a choice.

And this is besides the fact they were spending the last two weeks doing somebody ELSE’S crib and weren’t here at all.

I DON’T HAVE A SINK IN MY KITCHEN!

Motherfuck….

He becomes a hot-cornball-mess.

When a chick likes a guy online, she becomes a hot-schoolgirl-mess.

I mean, just… you don’t need to aggressively compliment them everyday.  Why?  Hypothetically speaking, even if you were in a position to fuck them and live out your kinky fantasies, I hope you realize it more than likely wouldn’t end up as good as you think it would.

Just saying.

People don’t consider Tumblr their ‘blog’ and why they have a WP or Blogger on the side.

Maybe if the community on this had developed a different way, that wouldn’t be a problem… but there’s a lot of obnoxious weirdos on this shit.

But really, if you took away the photography/content jacking that goes on, the trolls that love to reblog and say stupid shit for no reason, and the constant errors & server problems… this might be one of the most addictive sites ever.

Might be.