July 2010
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It isn't the 4th of July yet... right?
So why are these negros, negoritas, and little nigglets outside busting off fireworks as if it were? I mean, you really had that much leftovers from last year that you could start a week early? And they’ve been doing it for the past 3 nights. I love Haitians… but the ones in my neighborhood are nutty.
P.S. someone called the cops on them. No, it wasn’t me. I wouldn’t...
June 2010
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Anonymous asked: What do you look for in a girl?
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“Ignorance is a disease. Fuck bliss, more people die from being ignorant than...”
– Via Monty
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McDonalds breakfast...
Always makes me feel a little sad when I’ve eaten it all.
I’m always like, “God I wish I had another hash brown” or… “man I wish that hash brown was bigger.” It was so good, but now it’s gone.
Every single time.
streetsofla replied to your post: I’m sorry, females…
So you cut off at females at 20? Is this your out-of-the-way method of telling us that you prefer much younger females? Pedophile posts FTL, Dane
True story, my next door neighbor looks like Chris Hansen. It freaks me out, and I’m sure he freaks everyone else out too. There were a lot more predators around here before he...
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I'm sorry, females...
If you’re over 20, you’re old. You’re all grannies. I’m sorry. I know, it sucks.
Before you say “Dane, you’re over 20 too”… men age differently than women. See, there’s a scientific super technical explanation behind that, but I’m kinda lazy right now and can’t type it out. I promise I’m not making this up though!
Just...
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Yeah...
At the 1% chance we get of having D-Wade, LeBron and Bosh all here playing for the Heat, I better not see you bitches claiming to be Heat fans all of a sudden. Ya dig.
Don’t do us like you did Boston: love us when we’re hot, and then ditch us when we’re not. We’re always hot… the name speaks for itself.
… Well except for the year we had 15 wins and 67...
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Really...
Why are people asking what the Mass-Editor is?
It should click immediately in your head what it is once you see “mass” and “edit.” Why would you ask a question to something so obvious?
I don’t know why, but stuff like that always irritated me. The answer is right in front of you!
thursdayy asked: I fucking miss you.
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The thing I noticed on Tumblr...
On blogs where people submit content, mostly… if people don’t like the kind of stuff they see submitted, they threaten to unfollow. I’ve seen it a lot from fuckyeahphotography when they answer messages.
But its just funny to me that people think so much of themselves. If you don’t post what they want to see, they’ll threaten with shit like that. Like really, you...
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I'll be honest...
I’ve looked at certain ‘taken’ females, and then I’d look at the guy they were dating… and then I’d think to myself: “wow… she let you hit?”
Then a part of me feels like maybe there could have been a small window of opportunity there for me… maybe.
Then I feel sad, because we never met prior to her dating him.
I’m sure this...
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'Anybody with an opinion is a hater.'
This is what they want you to believe.
But the truth is… they’re just sensitive, and don’t know how to deal with someone who doesn’t fall in line and kiss their ass like everyone else does.
Hater? Man… please.
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I don't know if...
You could call it a necessary evil, when you have drug dealers who make hella money and use it to rebuild their communities and to provide for their own better than their own governments. It happened with Pablo Escobar, and it was happening with Dudus (who was captured yesterday in Jamaica).
Its one thing to soak in all that power and wealth for yourself, but when you’re using it to feed...
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makeupandchucks asked: Ya'll got 4 picks. I hate ya'll, and I'm blaming it all on you. >_<
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Dane: tumblr hasn't worked this well in a year
Dane: guess it really is fixed now
Monty: owww
Dane: nvm I just got a fucking error
Monty: HA
Dane: fuck david
certifiedholic replied to your post: I was going to do the Vegetarian thing…
That ain’t gangsta mayne.
Son, when I’m eating fried chicken… I swear I feel like Scarface. On top of the world.
I’d pimpslap anybody with a hot sauce covered drumstick. Word is bond.
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I was going to do the Vegetarian thing...
But uh, fried chicken and hot sauce is just too fucking good man. Too good.
As long as my belly loves me, I don’t care if anyone else does.
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My dad is...
One of those annoying people that like to change the channel on a TV right when a movie or TV show is getting good. His attention span is equivalent to a bird.
Ever since this, I’ve grown to despise people who do the same. I mean, why watch a flick of guys in a shootout for 10 minutes, and right before someone is about to get shot, you change the channel?
Fuck.
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Rap artists with...
A good ear for production is hard to find. Anybody can hop on any beat and make a song, but it takes a special kind of artist to not force it and to create a formula.
Wale did it with his album… Drake just did it with his. The Game does it with his albums as well. Most of his songs have a distinct old school California vibe, or traces back to old school Gangsta rap in general. You...
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Just sayin'...
Nicki says stuff like:
“Flyer than a cricket so they call me Nicki Jimany, and its going down like Santa in a chimney”
And…
“Fuck I look like hoe? I look like yes, and you look like no”
I mean…
Shit.
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Oh snap...
This theme is really dope… surprised it isn’t Premium. And this theme is amazing. I don’t know how he did Photosets like that so that you could see them one at a time, instead of all together in a Flash slideshow.
Mad jealous.
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Diehard Apple supporters.
Why do people buy Apple products, even when knowing Mr. “I wear the same tight pair of jeans everyday” Steve Jobs puts out a new model/version of a product every year? I mean, do people like the feeling of being instantly outdated?
I can’t do it anymore.
saracenic asked: CUZ U R A FAILURE
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The first time I went into a strip club...
And I saw chicks there dancing, and every once and awhile they would look at you… and they would give this long cold glare….
Somehow, that became insanely sexy to me.
You understand that she doesn’t give a fuck about you, and she’s all about the money and perhaps her own sexual gratification. She does what many dudes do… she tells you what you want to hear, a lot...
illain replied to your post: would you date someone with nude pictures on the web?
What was that like?
I mean, to me it was nothing because I always admire chicks with hustle. I really don’t judge when it comes to stuff like that… I’m not the most morally adept person around either. And a part of me was always turned on by women that use men for money… I have no...
Anonymous asked: would you date someone with nude pictures on the web?
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Anonymous asked: how old are you? are you single? whats your favourite song?
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When I was in Elementary school...
We were all outside playing baseball. And, you know, me with my perfectionist ways and trying to do everything myself, when the ball got hit and went up in the air I ran after it to catch it. Well, the sun hit my eyes and I lost sight. Next thing I know, the fucking ball smashed the left side of my face.
If you don’t know what it feels like… its like getting punched by 3 Mike...
