May 2010
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If...
People want to help erase racial barriers, they should stop making it a point of emphasis to highlight someone’s skin color. I saw somebody say some shit on a blog about how they liked the fact Sandra Bullock adopted a black kid.  Okay, why can’t you just be happy she adopted a child?  Why are you happy specifically because it was a black child? If she adopted a white child, would...
May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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May 1st
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Diddy.
I still don’t get how ‘Angels’ was a hit.  He put an OLD Biggie verse on it, he reused an old beat from a Jay-Z song (and btw, some folks are lame and didn’t even realize it was a recycled beat… doh) and to top it off he was auto-tune singing on it.  That was a hit though?  Word? I mean, how can people complain about music when artists can create mashups like that...
May 1st
April 2010
liberatedlauren-deactivated2010 asked: So, Daneyyy.. Bryant told me you like feet ;)
Apr 30th
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I was a grammar nazi...
Then I retired.  But… I just can’t anymore. Butchering the English language like a fucking chop shop.  Bitch, get off Twitter and go to school. My head was spinning earlier because I forgot how to spell something.  I see it get fucked up so much that I forgot the right way to spell it.  That’s crazy.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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If I were a chick, and I had boobs...
I’d flash for no reason.  Flash all day, flash all night… flash flash flash. Same thing if I had a crossover like Iverson.  You know how bad I wanted that??  I’d walk around with a basketball, just to cross random people on the street, for no damn reason… other than I can. I’d cross a dude so bad, he’d spin around and look like Taz.  I’d cross an old...
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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People mistake me for...
Some kind of witty or clever person.  If I’m in an argument, I always see people say… “oh, you’re pretty clever aren’t you?”  Or, “you think you’re clever huh?” Actually, I don’t. Btw, if you call someone clever in the midst of an argument, that’s kind of a fail.  You’re basically conceding to the fact they may be smarter...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Soniia: I have two exams today
Dane: you poor thing
Dane: better study
Soniia: I'm more worried about what to wear
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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I hate prudes.
Men eat vagina.  Women suck penis.  Some women eat vagina as well, and some men suck penis.  It is what it is. Get over it.  We’re mammals… that’s what mammals do.  We lick each other. That shit was cool in middle school, when those concepts seemed gross and nasty.  But if you’re 20+ years old and still feel that way, you matter as well lock yourself up somewhere and hope...
Apr 29th
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I'm mad I noticed this, but...
Tim Duncan has worn the same plaid green shirt in playoff press conferences, EVERY year, for like… 5 years. Shawty, I swear to gawd. Its like the man forgets he has money out the ass.  I’m not saying blow your money on new clothes everyday, but damn son.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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I really hate Tumblr sometimes.
Made a few changes to my blog, and these punk bitches decide they wanna erase all those changes and put the old version back up. Get this shit together, David.  My dude… I WILL find you and cut you.  There’s only so much a thug can take before he retaliates.
Apr 28th
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I got disturbed today
makeupandchucks: by being nosy from some shit xionone put. Dane I should whip that ass. -sigh- I’m scared of venturing out with the vids. I’ll stick to the ones I know. LOL, look at you.  What happened, dawg?  You discovered a whole new level of sex, and now you’re turning into a kitten? Man up!
Apr 28th
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makeupandchucks asked: OK. Jayla Starr. I watched, and kinda couldn't believe it. Till I watched Bella Donna. WTF Bro! She wants to be like her? She took two in the behind cuh. I like to be choked with the best of em. but-er-um...
Apr 28th
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I'm scared of death.
I don’t believe anyone that says they aren’t afraid to die.  It won’t hit them until they’re at the brink, when they realize they have no control over their fate.  Or maybe when all the things they enjoyed in life suddenly start flashing before their eyes, and they realize they don’t want any of that to end. I don’t understand how the hell anyone could have...
Apr 28th
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I was gonna laugh...
At Bulls fans because their team got eliminated. Then I forgot we (Miami Heat) got eliminated also. Sigh.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I miss my dawgs.
Growing up, I had a next door neighbor named Daniel (and his two little brothers). But check it, my name is Dane, his was Daniel.  We both had the same last name, we both went to the same school, we were born the same year, we were neighbors… hell, I went to homie’s crib one time and noticed we both had the same Ninja Turtle bed sheets. It was un-fucking-believable. But that was my...
Apr 28th
illain replied to your photo: This is Jayla Starr.  She’s a half black/half… mongol. Mongol could get dat ass tore up. Tore up like a bag of Doritos.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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sativaman replied to your post: Basically… no, thats incorrect. Not on Tumblr, dude.  Hopefully you won’t have to see it one day.
Apr 28th
Basically...
If you talk about yourself on your blog, or post pictures of yourself on your blog… you’re conceited. I see.
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Funny...
Apparently, the gator is now a star in the neighborhood.  I guess somebody snitched and now everyone knows about it.  Check it, 3 cars and 7 people came to see it… in back to back days. I swear, if he was still on my property, I’d be taxing these hoes.  I’d have high admission fees. As long as he’s no longer in my backyard, I’m good though.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
Gucci Mane (13) J. Cole (6) Kanye West (6) Jay-Z (5) B.o.B (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Learned at a young age...
Vagina is powerful.  It enslaves men and destroys civilizations. Don’t test vagina, don’t argue with it… it will devour you. So I play it smart.  When vagina comes around, I just say “yes massa”.  I don’t want any problems.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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liberatedlauren-deactivated2010 asked: You know what's lame? When I made it I was like, ah.. Dane will be happy; I remember when we first spoke you told me to get one.
So I typed in "xion_one" and bam! There you were.
Predictable loser.
<3
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Insomnia.
You’re a dirty ho and I don’t like you. Let me go to sleep… please. =(
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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The concept of first impressions...
Within 20 seconds of meeting someone or reading/listening to something from them, people draw up these broken assumptions about others, sometimes good and sometimes bad. If I could somehow take away one flaw that people in general have, it’d be that one.  Assuming 100 different things about someone just from a little interaction with them is really lame to me.
Apr 26th
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Frank: wade needs 2 come 2 philly
Frank: could save us
Dane: no one can save you
Dane: not even a holy cheesesteak
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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