March 2010
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The perfect revenge.
If you read this, you’re aware that my throat was compromised by a cruel and vile son of a bitch posing as my friend. But today, I have devised a plan that will reward me with PAYBACK.
You see, I found out young Christopher loves the General Tso’s chicken of a certain Chinese restaurant around here. That chicken is brown. What is also brown? Ex-Lax. You follow me?
He...
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Watch He’s a rapper.
He’s half white/half Korean.
He’s from Alabama.
His name is Jackie Chain.
Are we dead yet? This can’t be real.
February 2010
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For the record...
If Flava Flav can get laid, anyone can get laid.
If Isiah Thomas can have a job, anyone can have a job.
If Rupaul can have a TV show, anyone can have a TV show.
If Kwame Brown can be in the NBA, anyone can be in the NBA.
If Tila Tequila can get money, anyone can get money.
If Tay Zonday/William Hung can get famous, anyone can get famous.
So don’t sweat it, man. Your time is coming.
Belligerent Hustle: I think the hangover is gone... →
thursdayy:
Did you get sucked off, playboy?
This one chick looked like you. I wanted to mess with her and envision it were you sucking me off, but if that really were the case, she’d end up biting my dick off. So, no. =(
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I think the hangover is gone now...
Last night was great… alcohol and steakums, then we hit the club, more alcohol, some flirting… and some other things.
I also saw something that made me laugh for 30 minutes. My boy said, he saw a porn that I needed to see. I didn’t feel like watching any, but whatever… I did. Some really small 4’7” Asian chick and a 6’6” black dude. The chick...
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Listen man...
If you don’t see “Refrigerate after opening” on the label of something, please don’t put it in the fridge. Somebody, somewhere, is annoyed at you for doing that dumb shit. It might be me. I tried to get my mother to stop doing that years ago, but she still does it.
What is the point of putting syrup in the fridge? I take my waffles or pancakes out of the...
Me and Monty decided...
That we would pay to see Soniia and Lauren in a mud wrestling match.
Just letting it be known.
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Eazy-E - Boyz N’ The Hood
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I promise you... I guarantee you...
In 2-3 weeks, this song will be the ringtone of 65-70% of the young female population.
Trust me. I know these things.
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My throat is still fucked up.
I told my boy to bring me some Taco Bell, since he was on the way here and I was here being lazy and stuff. I told him to buy me the $5 box, which I love so much because it rocks. I’m a boss, so I bossed him around into doing that. Fair enough.
He comes and I look at the box. I don’t see NBA players on it like the last time I got it. Whatever, I was hungry.
I taste the burrito,...
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I eat a lot, and I don't get fat.
I’d sit here and eat 20+ McNuggets, and I wouldn’t think anything of it. I’ve done it before.
People would look at me crazy, but that’s nothing to me. That barely fills me.
So my thing is, I have to make sure not to get to the point where I get ‘excited’ over food. You see, when you start getting excited when you hear certain foods mentioned, that’s...
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Diddy Feat Ma$e - Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down
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Equality.
Women should be allowed to walk around topless/shirtless without ridicule.
I hate walking around near the beach or some place here during Spring or Summer, and all these lame roid abusing dudes are shirtless, trying to pull chicks. Chicks should be able to do the same thing.
I’m all about equality… all about a woman’s rights.
This is a genuine statement with no horny ulterior...
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People are shocked there are fakes on Tumblr?...
There are fakes on every website, even if its a blog.
People act like The Artist Formerly Known As Brooke wasn’t on here.
Don’t trust/believe her just because she has a pretty face, dudes. Just sayin’…
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It must suck...
When folks ask (anonymously, of course) for somebody to list their top 10 favorite Tumblrs, and their name isn’t listed.
Aha aha.
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I wonder if heaven gotta ghetto
iloveminnie:
zoetic:
(via iloveminnie)
Where you think Pac’s at?!
Somewhere laughing his ass off
2pac delivers pizzas in Mexico. People still don’t know this?
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Its funny when females say things like...
“Kiss my ass” or “suck my clit” as insults.
Listen, ma… we’re young and horny. We just might do it.
That’s no insult to us. That’s an open invitation.
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Chicks really need to stop that.
You call a chick ugly, when everybody thinks she’s beautiful. Seriously.
You’re jealous, obviously. Or a hater… or whatever you want to call it. Its just really crazy when they sit there and act like most people share their opinion, when they don’t.
Obviously not everyone likes everyone or views people the same way, but some chicks exaggerate way too much.
thursdayy asked: Suck me?
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I have old movies on VHS...
That I can’t watch anymore because my VCR basically can’t connect to my HDTV. Fml.
I wanna watch some old Chinese kung-fu flicks, man…
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bryantsupreme asked: April, me and my Homies coming there for the DunkXChange, and Gonna be looking for some Sneaker spots there...which ones you Suggest? ..and other spots for fun, no violence lol
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Chicks always come to me for fashion advice.
It makes me uncomfortable.
They ask me what looks good with whatever, if those colors look good together, if those heels look good with what they’re wearing… etc.
Those are questions you ask a homosexual fashion designer. I just… I dunno man…
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Sean Kingston Feat The Game and Rick Ross -...
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If somebody with a gun were in front of me, I...
Would it be:
Chill man. I’m too young to die.
Chill man. Lemme play Grand Theft Auto 5 first.
Chill man. Lemme see Spider-Man 4 first.
Chill man. I haven’t had an orgy yet.
Chill man. My Xbox is on, lemme go turn it off first.
Chill man. I’m not rich yet.
Chill man. Your mom will miss me.
Chill man. Don’t put bullet holes in me, this is designer shit.
Chill...
FUCK YES!!!
skrapers:
The connect is back on schedule, so tonight will consist of Dour (Sour Diesel), basketball, flirting with a couple shorties and Taco Bell. This nigga Dane got me wanting the 5 bucks box for the longest.
BTW, i heard it rocks on guys with dreadlocks..
The box rocks, it rocks a lot. It rocks my socks, with lots and lots. That box is hot, like a nymph with 3 cocks. I throw up the...
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I always see people on here saying...
They have a “real blog” on another site, and Tumblr is just a site they fuck around on. What exactly is a “real blog” though? The same things people do on here, they do on other sites. So what exactly makes this site so bad that they love it some days, and other days they want to act like they’re not cool with it?
If anything, I can appreciate the...
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My fave Southern rap beats.
Call me corrupted if you want… it matters not. But these are some of the hardest beats I’ve ever heard. A couple of these have blown my amps.
Click on the song to hear it.
Tru - Dangerous In My City - I listen to this once a week. Been addicted to this beat since 1999, when I bought the album. Even now, I’ll still have it on repeat.
Dirty - Hit Da Floe - That one dude...
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Xzibit - What U See Is What U Get
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Tip.
If you ask somebody an anonymous question, and they answer it, and you just so happen to ‘like’ it… and you’re the only person to do that… you do realize you just basically revealed yourself, right? You know you done fucked up, right?
If you want to be a ninja, do it right. Ninjas don’t do that.
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I actually do visit the blogs that Tumblr...
But a lot of them are weird as fuck and really random. Like, I’ve seen transsexual porn on one of them. That’s not something I’d want to be seeing on my dashboard, Tumblr. Thanks anyways… not.
