December 2010
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Cleveland radio station edits LeBron's name out of... →
C’mon son. Really?
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Cleveland radio station edits LeBron's name out of... →
C’mon son. Really?
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Pebbles.
Him: Coco Pebbles is better than pussy.
Me: But what about Fruity Pebbles?
Him: I don't know b, but Coca Pebbles is the shit.
Me: I kinda said something like this to you years ago, and you said I was stupid.
Him: You are but I think you were just high.
Me: So if I was high, what are you right now?
Him: I dunno. What can I say the Pebbles fucked us both up I guess. This is some powerful shit.
Me: I dare you to tell your girl you'd rather eat a bowl of Pebbles instead of having sex with her though.
Him: Nah nah, chill son.
Me: What happened? I thought the Pebbles were better than pussy?
Him: Look, for ME the Pebbles are better. My penis thinks otherwise. It doesn't know what the Pebbles tastes like, after all.
Me: Fair enough.
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Search ended.
Ever since Candace Parker became tainted by Shelden “I’m being paid millions to suck at basketball” Williams, I needed a new tall athletic chick to drool over. And now, I’ve found her.
ESPN, I demand you show her on TV every week. If not, I will blow your shit up. Don’t tempt me! Thanks.
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Holiday music.
A lot of it is boring to me, especially since its the same exact songs but sang by different artists. If anything, I like some of the classics sang by Nat King Cole and others… but none of the ‘remixes’ by newer artists. I prefer the instrumentals and non-vocal songs though.
I think it feels the best when you’re walking through a mall and hear it, like when you’re...
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I don't care about things I probably should care...
And I don’t know if its immaturity or just an abnormal lack of interest, but I don’t think its going to get any better any time soon.
Eh.
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Some of the worst people...
Are the ones that try to shove their opinions down your throat. You know, the type that has an opinion and condemns you for not feeling the same way. Or, you have an opinion and they try to make you feel bad for having it.
Some people just need to realize that some just dgaf and will feel the way they feel about something. That’s life.
onewingedangeleno replied to your post: I appreciate Grand Theft Auto…
GTA condones violence! Teaches kids to jack cars in broad daylight. Murder whenever they want and get away with it as long as they dodge the cops as soon as they get out of their sights. In other news, I coincidentally just bought San Andreas :D
I still haven’t beaten GTA3 yet. I beat GTA4, San Andreas, and...
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I appreciate Grand Theft Auto...
For the times when people piss me off, I can just digitally act out my homicidal urges on them via GTA. Run them over with trucks, chase after them with an AK47 or chainsaw, or just good old knuckles and bats.
Thank you, GTA… for helping me stay sane in real life while providing me with a safe way to release the madness.
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Unwritten rule.
Any person that is sexually active must have shower sex at least once in their lifetime.
If you don’t, you’re doing yourself a disservice. Or how we like to say it in the hood, “you’re fucking up holmes.”
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