But I’d make them freethrows. Best believe, if its 100-101 in game 7 of the Finals, I’ll ice them and seal the game. I’ll live the baller life for my heroics. I’ll be in magazines, commercials, and whores with bad intentions will want my babies. I’d go down as the best and most clutch freethrow shooter ever. If I play your city’s team in a close game and I get fouled, you would have to look away when I’m at the line, because you know ya’ll fucked up and are about to lose.
Yep… I’d be the man. The freethrow making man. Fa sho.