December 2010
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I don't eat pork fried rice.
My thing is, lets say all the myths were really true about Chinese restaurants and cats. The obvious thing to point my finger at would be pork fried rice. That’s the rice they give everybody by default, and really… if they run out of supplies of that, they’d need substitutes. I don’t even know what else out there tastes like pork, and I’m sure its easy to make it...
November 2010
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I remember when...
Back in the day, I used to get excited when a new Jackie Chan or Jet Li movie was coming out. Watching token brainless 7’0” muscleheads getting their asses kicked by short Asian dudes was very enjoyable. But see, what had happened was… I realized EVERY movie they make was like that.
Rush Hour was a little different, but then they milked it until it sucked and until Chris...
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I say this over and over again...
Movies on the SyFy channel have the worst special effects, ever.
Where the hell do they find these flicks? Shit is always on the lowest budgets imaginable.
If its going to suck, and you know its going to suck… why bother?
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So I guess we're living in a new age...
I didn’t really think much of the “Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act” that the Senate passed recently, but I guess they’re abusing the hell out of it right now. Its basically something the Government will use to crack down on piracy and counterfeit goods.
So far with it, they shut down OnSmash.com and Rapgodfathers.com, both sites I go to daily for new...
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Tumblr is...
A prime example of where our reading comprehension levels are at in modern society, cause I’ve seen some really basic statements get twisted up really badly. If you’re going to school and yet you can’t read for shit when you’re online, and you don’t require ‘special needs’… what’s really good with that?
Oh I forgot, reading is only necessary...
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onewingedangeleno replied to your photo: Sigh.
This is my 200th liked post. How fitting.
This is so depressing.
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Thanks Heineken.
I’m so inspired by your commercial, I’m about to steal the idea.
So the next time I see a fine ass chick sitting next to her mom at a party, I’m gonna bring her a beer… and then I’m going to invite her mom to a dance.
If it doesn’t work, I’m basically just going to sue you for playing with my emotions and making my swag look bad.
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If you're over 35 years old...
And you’re still trying to be on the same shit you were on when you were in your 20s (clubbing all night, wasting money, chasing ass, a lot of reckless activity) that’s hella sad to me.
I got relatives over 50 still trying to do it, and I’m like… why? None of that shit is even great enough for you to be doing it for half your life span. I mean, we’re young…...
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onewingedangeleno replied to your post: Your jealousy disgusts me.
Hey, hey, hey. Not afraid to showcase the dumb stuff I listen to, kay? What about you? Don’t be scared, Dane.
Nah, but see… you admit to listening to Baha Men while high.
I’m not high though. I ain’t admitting shit, bro!
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Why are...
People so obsessed with the relationship status of others? It makes no sense to me. Its not the most important thing in the world, seriously.
Of course I got asked this about three times yesterday. It gets old hella quick. That’s what Thanksgiving is now: “How are you? What you been up to? Smashing anything on the side yet? Oh well fuck it, let’s eat.”
If I...
psychoangeleno-deactivated20110 asked: Your jealousy disgusts me.
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Something that always amazed me...
But really, its a testament to how big the world is. I just find it crazy that no matter how famous somebody is, there will always be somebody who’s never heard of them. A person can be in magazines, on TV, in movies, on radio, or whatever else… and somehow, there will be a person who has never ever heard of them at all. And sometimes I wonder, like… how is that even...
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Best part about Thanksgiving...
Everybody leaves and you’ve got all these leftovers to yourself.
And nobody even noticed the apple pie.
If I got excited over food… I would be really excited right now.
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I wasn't always big on oral sex...
But then I realized the facial expressions chicks make and their moans… those are some of the best things ever, imo. So pretty much that’s my motivation for doing it.
Random perv TMI shit.
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I don't like asking questions.
I like figuring things out myself if I need to. I think its more fun going through trial and error and finally getting it.
Maybe that’s why I don’t like dates that much either. Spending a couple hours feeling somebody out and getting to know them and what their life is like… it really doesn’t appeal to me that much, honestly. Especially when you start hearing unexpected...
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Somebody asked me...
What’s gonna come after 1080p HD… cause you know, I’m that know it all tech guy that people come to when they decide they wanna ask random shit like that.
And I told them its already out. 4k Ultra High Definition. But its kinda pointless right now and won’t go mainstream anytime soon. 1080p has actually been out since the 80s, and its just now catching on the last few...
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Its funny how...
All these chicks wanna be thin so bad, yet a lot of dudes are so obsessed with thickness and ass.
I figured there would’ve been some kind of resolution to this by now, but its one of those things that’ll never be understood.
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C'mon son.
Her: I know a great way to prevent wars
Me: Really?
Her: Yeah, peep it. Girls should sit on guy's faces all day
Me: ... Umm...
Her: Think about it. Guys won't be able to say shit which will provoke wars because their mouths will be preoccupied
Her: And bitches won't cause drama because getting ate out will make them mellow all day
Her: Absolutely cannot fail
Me: There's problems with that though. Like, how would we eat food? And shower? We can't shower with a chick on top of our faces
Her: Listen, fuck all the technicalities. Trust me, it would work
Me: Nymphos don't ever think straight, do ya'll?
jfkennedy:
When someone online calls you attractive …
8/10 they wouldn’t even notice your ass if you passed them on the street. I’m quite sure of this.
But Dane
onewingedangeleno:
they’re not supposed to be 8-6 right now. They’re supposed to be 14-0 and just cruise to their championships and dominate for the next 7+ years. Not the same kind of expectations had for the old Heat team, back then when the Eastern Conference was weaker and had a still effective double-team drawing shaq that opened up a lot for D-Wade and the rest of the Heat.
Who knows...
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I hate...
People that call your phone and are too lazy to leave a message/voicemail when you’re not around. Do I really gotta sit there and guess what you just called me for?
What if I look through my ‘missed calls’ and see your name, and I really don’t even feel like calling you back? You too lazy to use your voice, so why should I use mine?
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WatchLOL, this is hilarious.
I don’t know if it was scripted or not but… wow!
Females....
Love getting their imaginary dicks sucked more than they love shoes, purses, cars, and cosmetics.
So if you put her in a position where she can style on you and stroke her own ego… you really messed up. You’ll regret it.
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lauraromo replied to your post: This is what I don’t understand about Youtube..
I agree with you but the problem they’re facing is people download the song through there as an mp3 file. That’s where they find the problem.
They can’t really do much about that though. A video file is basically a container that has two files… the video, and then the sound. So unless they mute...
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This is what I don't understand about Youtube..
Copyright holders constantly take down videos. Let me try to piece this together though: its okay if I watch it when it comes on TV… but if I try to watch it online, its suddenly breaking copyrights? Its promotion for the artist regardless, so what the fuck difference does it make? Its not like people that are uploading the videos are claiming they made the videos. I can understand then,...
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Dudes that call themselves pretty...
Lay off the ‘shrooms, dogs. Really.
I can imagine dudes in front of a mirror singing “I’m too sexy for myself” or some shit. #Pause and throw the controller out the window.
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If I could change MBDTF's tracklist...
I’d take “So Appalled” off. It doesn’t really fit to me. Probabaly replace it with “Lord Lord Lord”… the vibe just seems like it would’ve made more sense along with the rest of the album.
Other than that, still shocked all these websites and magazines are giving it such high ratings. The album doesn’t really feel complete to me. It feels...
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I just randomly checked...
J. Cole’s “Simba” video on Youtube has over one million views now. Guess he’s not a secret anymore.
Watch all these people come out of nowhere talking bout how they been on his shit since ‘09 now.
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