My thing is, lets say all the myths were really true about Chinese restaurants and cats. The obvious thing to point my finger at would be pork fried rice. That’s the rice they give everybody by default, and really… if they run out of supplies of that, they’d need substitutes. I don’t even know what else out there tastes like pork, and I’m sure its easy to make it ‘look’ like the pork fried rice.
Just saying, chicken fried rice ftw. Even though I heard frogs taste like chicken…….