November 2010
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“If I don’t like it, I don’t like it, that don’t mean that...”
– Common
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The real reason I don't want kids.
I was totally fucking crazy as a child. I was the son of Satan. Stories of my parents taking me out to Red Lobster and I was running all around the place, embarrassing them. Stories of me watching encrypted porn channels and being fascinated by the scrambled moans. Stories of me chasing after pigeons with plastic knives.
I think if you add that all up, I was destined to be a homicidal...
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Quick way to get Tumblr traffic.
Open up Photoshop, type up a random quote from a song by Kanye or CuDi using a basic font, background optional but not necessary. It will get thousands of notes.
Have fun.
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It isn't my fault.
Friend: Why do you always sneak up on people?
Friend: I never fucking hear you coming ever. How? Why?
Me: It isn't my fault I was born a ninja.
Anonymous asked: http://pickupyourlaces.tumblr.com/post/1409571344/natural-hair
what do you think about natural hair, and the rules that seem to go with it?
what do you think about natural hair, and the rules that seem to go with it?
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I miss my grandma.
It haunts me all the time. I always thought she’d go from old age… not some housefire caused by some retard using a lighter. She was kind, she was funny… and often it felt like she was one of the few relatives other than my parents that cared about me. She always called, asking about what I was up to.
The last time I ever heard her voice, she was wishing me a happy birthday. ...
I'm not going to wear a damn Celtics jersey.
Jerseys are for FOBs.
My blog is green and KG is one of my favorite players. My ‘extended’ support won’t mean much, but a deal is a deal.
Its all good. We still ballin’ on deez hoes, M.I.A. style baby.
Monty is slow.
Me and Kali already know this though.
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jaycinista asked: i haven't forgotten about the photos... give me a little bit.
thanks for the love tho.
JC the Gk.
thanks for the love tho.
JC the Gk.
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I guess...
I forgot that Kanye is on that special list with Lady Gaga, KiD CuDi and a few others… where there are some suicidal bomber-type fans on here that will troll the hell out of you with outlandish shit just to make a point about how great they are.
So I saw somebody say the Runaway flick change their lives. Now somebody saying Kanye West ‘made’ Jay-Z?
Wild.
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@ Kali
I couldn’t think of anything witty to say, so just pick from one of these: 1) I’m too lazy to delete my MySpace. 2) I’m too cool to delete my MySpace.
@ Alice: ORLY?!
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Pt 2.
Oh yeah, I said I was going to make a post about the types of things chicks have said/done to me. So I guess I’ll mention a few more.
This girl I went to school with, Jasmine (who’s still on my MySpace I think) had a friend who also had a crush on me. So one day Jasmine asks me if she can have my sweaty shirt that I had just worn during P.E., because her friend wanted it. What?!
I...
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I remember when...
This one girl I went to school with (who had a so-called crush on me) looked up my home phone number in the school’s computers, and called up my house later that night. My mother answered the phone like, “who the fuck are you?”
Saw that girl the next day, looking all weird with a priceless expression.
That was awesome.
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jfkennedy replied to your photo: I just had my fantasy team’s draft. This is my…
LMAOOOO. :[ @ any team where J.R. Smith is a starter.
I just needed threes… so I was gonna draft Ray. But then I figured Nate was probably gonna get some of his minutes this year, so I said fuck it… lemme just get J.R. “I make shots when I want to” Smith and Nate on the side.
But I...
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If I were President...
I’d ban chicks from taking their heels off before sex.
Just sayin’.
Anonymous asked: http://blackconsciousthought.blogspot.com/2010/09/what-is-it-about-this-womanreally.html
what do you think about this?
what do you think about this?
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A part of me...
Is over the Tumblr/Twitter thing, mainly cause there’s a lot of folks I didn’t really care about on other sites who are on here (and Twitter) now… and they check up on your shit on the reg, keeping tabs on you.
Now I see why a lot of folks been deleting their accounts and remaking them with new names lately.
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I remember...
Back in the day when a couple girls asked me to send them a pic of my dick.
I just laughed at ‘em.
I kinda have con artist instincts… meaning, I’d rather ask her to send me stuff first with the promise of me sending her something afterward. But of course, there is no way I’m sending her anything.
Sharing is caring? No… fuck that.
I’m still laughing at what...
certifiedholic asked: Got a link for that Dark Fantasy joint?
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Watchmaterialkillers:
Video: Donnis “Tonight” - Directed by BBgun.
Wasn’t feeling his last mixtape at all, but I usually enjoy the songs he makes into videos. BBgun is always instant win.
pickupyourlaces replied to your post: The problem I have with people…
so how many of the things you say apply to you is the question dane
None. I’m from Earth, and I don’t care if I’m better than anybody or not.
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The problem I have with people...
Is that everybody thinks they’re so unique and they’re so “unfuckwithable.” Its an ego thing we all have, I guess.
But if you scrap away all the bullshit about how great people think they are, at the end of the day we’re all still the same damn thing. No matter how much you think you’re a fucking alien from Mars, and how nobody is on your level… trust,...
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Know what kills me...
When I see somebody post a pic of a chick on here and her stomach is nice (flat and sometimes toned)… and some lame comes out of nowhere saying she “needs to eat more.”
Seriously… shut the hell up. Trying to make it sound like exercising and having a nice stomach is bad or something.
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I don't like uncultured people.
Or maybe that’s the wrong way to describe it. I don’t like people that don’t really know enough about a culture before they speak on someone that represents that culture, and use stereotypes way too much.
You know, the type to assume every Asian person is automatically Chinese. The type to assume that a Caucasian born in Africa is impossible because Africa is only home to...
