February 2010
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I can't stand when people intentionally 'type...
I can understand when you’re on Twitter, cause no one is checking you on there for that due to the restrictions. If you have a blog though, and you have all the space in the world, but you still act lik u gotta type like dis cuz u 2 lazy, fuck all that son.
And I especially hate when people say, “this ain’t school, I don’t have to type right.” Motherfucker, school...
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So I don't know why, but I logged onto MySpace...
I checked friend requests… somebody was calling me sexy. So I get curious and uh… yeah… is this what I think it is?
January 2010
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Life for Dummies: How to survive as a 20+ year old...
Your main priority in life should be your own personal success. Do not, ever, focus on any other agenda. The sole exception is tending to the health of a family member(s) and their needs.
With the above in mind, realize everything has a domino effect. If you attain x, then y comes with it. Do not chase ass because ass comes with money, for example.
Women are players now. Unless you want to...
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So last night...
I went to the strip club, I came home, threw up, ate a bowl of Froot Loops, went to bed, and then I had a weird random dream where laurenatliberty showed up at my house, drugged me, and we did this.
Then I woke up and had another bowl of Froot Loops.
Pretty much, I had a great night.
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Santigold - Starstruck
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So now everyone wants to wear plaid shirts and...
Fashion trends are so funny.
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I will never cheat on a female.
It’s 2010. These broads know how to use weapons more accurately than in the past.
I’m good, shawty. I don’t want my penis chopped off anytime soon. Kthx.
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Jailbait is like Green Eggs and Ham.
Do you like green eggs and ham I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them Here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am
I don’t care what they say, how big that ass looks in those jeans, how much those titties are busting through...
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I wish I could remember a lot of things from my...
The first time I looked up and saw a plane in the sky, the first time I took a bath without the help of my parents, the first time I tasted pizza… these are real experiences, new experiences. Things that you should remember forever. Unfortunately, many of us don’t, because you experience so much bullshit the older you get and it fades those previous memories.
The sad thing is that...
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When the hell did Panda Express' orange chicken...
This is unacceptable. I feel like I’m going to choke and die over this shit.
But I’m so hungry though… Q_Q
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Female sex stories are fascinating.
My friend is a stunner. She’s a player, she’s a boss, she’s all of thee above. Pretty much since high school she’s had dicks lined up, always trying to get into her guts. They all failed miserably.
So anyway, she tells me this story about how she was crushing on this dude, and she found out her friend was too. But see, these are not your normal everyday chicks with...
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I'm following 100+ people now...
And my dashboard is still always dry.
Can a brother get some entertainment? Is there a secret code I must type? A, B, A, C, A, B, B? Go go gadget entertainment? Zim zim zalabim?
Dang, homie.
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Things I believe in.
I believe in God, I don’t believe in religion.
I believe that the vagina owned by Shaq’s (ex)wife probably looks like a black hole, of the outer space variety. Getting stabbed by Shaq doesn’t sound fun. Plus they have 4 kids? Psh… she probably needed reconstructive surgery secretly.
I believe The-Dream deserves to get judo chopped in the fucking throat...
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My yellow fever is gone. Officially.
I’m no longer under the enchanting spell of Asian vagina.
Now all I have to do is get over my Latin fever, or brown fever… or whatever they call it.
I thought about making a Latina mad, thereby subjecting myself to her verbal barrage of insults in non-english. The problem with this, however, is that shit turns me on greatly… therefore I need a different method of becoming...
Honestly
certifiedholic:
Hispanics out here are fuckin crazy,especially Mexicans and 9 times out of 10 they Latin Kings or some shit.
The Ricans cool though.
I fucks with the Ricans, Doms, and Cubans. The Mexicans out here try to front like they’re not Mexican, for whatever reason.
Every other chico out here was trying to act like they were Latin Kings.
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Awkward.
My home boy said one of his favorite pornstars is Haley Paige.
I informed him that she died years ago. He looked genuinely saddened by the news.
He said he was going to keep fapping to her anyway. In fact, he said he was going to fap to her after I left his crib. This time however, he noted that he would probably be crying while doing so.
You’re fucking weird, dude.
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Gorillaz feat Del tha Funkee Homosapien - Rock The...
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