December 2009
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why are you so pale?
I’m scared of the sun. It’s hot as hell in Miami, in case you didn’t know. Plus I have White/Asian in my bloodline, so paleness comes natural.
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Passionate sex.
I’m not into that. Marvin Gaye playing in the background, room smelling like febreeze, whip cream and strawberries, and rose petals on the floor. Forget that, I don’t ‘make love.’
My ideal scenario is DMX playing in the background, room smelling like leftover chicken lo mein and old socks, a wholesale box of condoms from Costco, and an open bottle of Patron (this makes...
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Cinemax softcore porn...
I like how everyone on a show basically sleeps with five people each, aside from sleeping with each other.
I wish I could get paid for writing this corny shit. Keyword, paid.
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when you gone get a real job? lmao
When I’m homeless and don’t have a choice.
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New Year? Psh...
Brandi: Lol. How u ringin in the new year?
Dane: sleeping all day, drinking vodka and watching porn all night
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That person is attractive, but...
They’re probably boring as hell in bed.
But hey, you’ll never know until you try… right?
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“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch...”
– Aesop Rock
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Kid Cudi (19)
Clipse (18)
Brianna - The Graduation (17)
Styles (9)
Don Cannon x The Cool Kids (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Watchmaterialkillers:
Skillz - 2009 Rap Up
Here it is folks, supposedly ‘leaked’ a few hours ago (the word leak almost has no meaning anymore).
If you’re not familiar, Skillz does an annual wrap up of the year’s events, in rap form. He has a lot to talk about this year, so it’s no surprise the track is pushing 5 minutes.
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The Top 10 Everything of 2009 - TIME →
Time made a ton of top 10 lists associated with 2009. Why would they make Jay’s “Death of Autotune” a top 10 song instead of “Empire State of Mind”… that’s all I wanna know.
Also, Raekwon’s album was top 10? That’s kind of surprising. It’s really good, but I just didn’t expect them to acknowledge it. Then again I feel like...
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Really.
How many times do people tell you, “You’re so awesome, I can’t believe you’re single.” It’s retarded, I used to get it sometimes. I just got it again yesterday.
It’s really not a big deal.
You know what’s going on these days now? When you tell someone you’re single, they absolutely don’t believe it and think you’re lying. You...
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do u jack off? lol
I’m too cool to jack off.
Boy u know u Jack off!! But my q is y are u smiling so hard on your Twitter pic? Was someone making u laugh t
http://bit.ly/7I1sLN « That’s the full pic. Me and my cousin were laughing over something, and I was already gone off greygoose so it was 3x funnier than it really was.
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Some chicks really wish they had a penis.
And some act like they actually have one.
That’s so sad.
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This year sucked, but so did the year before......
It seems like no matter how much I look forward to the upcoming year, it ends up being below expectations.
So now, I get it… this is what life is. Failed expectations. But its the thought of the opposite that keeps us going. And every now and then, it happens. You’ve just gotta be patient.
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h0llatme: artest fell down some stairs hada get stitches
h0llatme: so hes not playing 2night
xion_one: lmaoooooooooooo
xion_one: he probably wanted to beat those stairs up afterwards
h0llatme: said something he tripped over box and fell down flight of stairs
xion_one: if he wasn't on my fantasy team I wouldn't care. this shit sucks
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Jimi Hendrix - Voodoo Child (Slight Return)
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why weren’t you under my tree naked? Ruined my xmas.
My bad. Santa carrying a naked male around would have been extra homo, though.
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I love when some of ya'll get drunk and post on...
It’s so exciting. I anticipate it greatly.
