I’m not into that. Marvin Gaye playing in the background, room smelling like febreeze, whip cream and strawberries, and rose petals on the floor. Forget that, I don’t ‘make love.’
My ideal scenario is DMX playing in the background, room smelling like leftover chicken lo mein and old socks, a wholesale box of condoms from Costco, and an open bottle of Patron (this makes some women extremely wet). Most importantly, ROUGH FUCKING, not making love.
“Life’s not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch cause she wouldn’t let you get that pussy
Maybe she didn’t feel ya’ll shared any similar interests
Or maybe you’re just an asshole that couldn’t sweet talk the princess”—Aesop Rock
Time made a ton of top 10 lists associated with 2009. Why would they make Jay’s “Death of Autotune” a top 10 song instead of “Empire State of Mind”… that’s all I wanna know.
Also, Raekwon’s album was top 10? That’s kind of surprising. It’s really good, but I just didn’t expect them to acknowledge it. Then again I feel like there’s some under the table label politics going on, cause I don’t know how the fuck MTV listed Raekwon as a top 10 emcee. Dude was under the radar for years, and suddenly comes back making top 10 lists? Something is up…
How many times do people tell you, “You’re so awesome, I can’t believe you’re single.” It’s retarded, I used to get it sometimes. I just got it again yesterday.
It’s really not a big deal.
You know what’s going on these days now? When you tell someone you’re single, they absolutely don’t believe it and think you’re lying. You mean I can’t even be honest anymore without people thinking too much?