Understanding each other.

Women want to be appreciated.  They want to be cared for and want the attention/affection of their partner frequently.  They’re emotional.  They think a lot.  They’re judgmental, unintentionally and otherwise.

Men go with the flow.  Many strive for success, thus why families depend on them the most.  Many aren’t expressive and let their actions speak for them.  Many care, but some need a reason to.  We don’t do what many females do often, because if we did, we are viewed as being feminine.

What’s so hard to figure out?

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Are you a top or bottom?

Versatile, but bottom while reading a magazine is the best. (Hetero version only)

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How big is your dick?

Lmfao… I knew it was coming. I could lie and say my dick is bigger than King Kong’s index finger, but I’m good. I’m above average… all I’m sayin’.

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Why are you so stuck on yourself?

I have no ego at all… I’m as down to Earth as it gets, thanks to my mom. People I know make a bigger deal about me than I do. Besides if you are who I think you are, you know I’d rather be stuck on you. <3

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Irish & Jamaican heritage, ftw. by laurenatliberty

Word up. LOL… but no matter how mixed I am, I still gotta put “African American” on resumes and forms. Smh.

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Random facts about me.

1. I’m a McNugget fiend.  I am the truck, McNuggets are the diesel.
2. 5’10”… 170lbs.  I’m the shortest on my father’s side.  All my cousins are 6’ and up.  Fml.
3. In school, I had several chicks obsessed with me.  One looked up my home number in the school computers to call and harass me.  Another asked if she could have my sweaty shirt after P.E. was over.  No, I wish I was making this up.
4. I will beat the micro organisms out of you if you touch my radio.
5. In elementary school, they asked us what we wanted to be when we got older.  I said porn star.
6. Shawn Carter is my favorite rapper.  Dwayne Carter is my least favorite rapper.
7. I’m skilled at eating vagina.  I just won’t do it unless I’m being paid.
8. Most of my family is Jamaican.  My grandmother is Chinese.  There are many Asian mixtures in my family.  My great grandmother (on my other side) is white/Irish.  The family tree overall started in Scotland.  Basically, I’m mixed.
9. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the greatest cereal of all time and is the only reason I drink milk.  Rice Krispies is close.
10. I was born in New York.  I lived in The Bronx on Anderson Ave, across Yankee Stadium.  My last name is Anderson, so I used to tell kids I ran the block.  I threatened to kick them out of their apartments if they didn’t pay me, so those stupid dweebs gave me their lunch money.  I was always a hustler.

That is all.